another Willie Nelson joke

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Willie Nelson shared jokes with Johnny Knoxville during the Sirius/XM Radio’s Town Hall With Willie Nelson.  Here’s one Willie told:

At Christmastime, a mailman knocked on a door, and a woman greeted him, “Hello, Don, come on in.”  Then she led him to the back bedroom where she screwed his brains out, then took him to the kitchen where she fixed him a full breakfast with bacon and eggs and sausage and the works.  Then she walked him to the door, handed him a dollar bill and wished him Merry Christmas.

The mailman could not believe his good fortune, took the dollar and said, “What was that all about?”

The woman said, “Well, I asked my husband what we should give you for Christmas and he said, ‘Screw him.  Give him a dollar.’   The breakfast was my idea.”

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