Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

What Would Willie Do?

Saturday, April 19th, 2014


“Hey Willie. It’s Kenny. This is hanging in a bar in Key West. Couldn’t resist!!

Love you pal,”

Kenny C

breaking news

Saturday, April 5th, 2014


Thanks to Budrock “The Illuminator” Prewitt for this breaking news.

Friday, March 28th, 2014

thanks for the funny, Budrock

Sunday, January 26th, 2014


I play a little guitar

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014


Monday, January 20th, 2014


Thanks to Terry Jennings for this cartoon.

What Would Willie Do?

Saturday, December 7th, 2013


Thank you, John Stoltenborg, for sharing this.

It just ain’t the Fourth of July without Willie Nelson

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013


Wednesday, October 9th, 2013


Joke of the Day

Tuesday, August 6th, 2013

Thank you, Miss Tex, a/k/a Pat, for this joke:

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:    I’m on the toilet. Please advise.


Saturday, July 20th, 2013


Colorado is the promised land

Thursday, June 20th, 2013



Thursday, December 20th, 2012
If you can’t do it with a .22 you probably shouldn’t.

Joke of the day

Monday, December 10th, 2012

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son asks?

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper,  do you hear me?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says “Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.”

high over colorado

Friday, December 7th, 2012