Willie Nelson Joke of the Day

Willie Nelson told this joke on the Bill Mack show a couple Wednesdays ago, on Sirius/XM radio:

A husband and wife were golfing when the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”

The man said, “No dear, of course not.”

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”

So the man said, “Well, okay, I probably would.”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”

And the man replied, “Yes, I guess so.”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”

8 Responses to “Willie Nelson Joke of the Day”

  1. b says:

    i don’t get it

  2. LindaLee says:

    He had a mistress, who is left handed. Without thinking, he told his wife her clubs wouldn’t work, because future wife was left handed.

  3. sum guy says:

    i dont even get it

  4. trev` says:

    if u didnt get that then u need to get out more….

  5. brandi says:

    wow how cant you get that lmao

  6. caleb says:

    haha lmfao how do you not get it

  7. jude says:

    he is already cheating on her with a woman who is left handed….cmon man!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    that was prety funey

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