Willie Nelson told this joke on the Bill Mack show a couple Wednesdays ago, on Sirius/XM radio:
A husband and wife were golfing when the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The man said, “No dear, of course not.”
The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Well, okay, I probably would.”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Yes, I guess so.”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”