Willie Nelson Joke of the Day

Willie Nelson told this joke on the Bill Mack show a couple Wednesdays ago, on Sirius/XM radio:

A husband and wife were golfing when the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”

The man said, “No dear, of course not.”

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”

So the man said, “Well, okay, I probably would.”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”

And the man replied, “Yes, I guess so.”

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”

And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.”

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