Joke of the Day

A man moved to Texas, and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. 

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, but when he showed up he didn’t have the donkey and he said, “Son, I’m sorry, but I have some bad news.  The donkey died.”

The man replied, “Well, then, just give me my money back.” 

The farmer said, “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.  I went and spent it already.”

The man said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.” 

The farmer asked, “What are you going to do with a dead donkey?”

The man said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

“But you can’t raffle off a dead donkey,” the farmer said. 

“Sure I can.  I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” 

A month later, the farmer met up with the man and asked him what ever happened with the dead donkey.

The man told him, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 a piece
and made a profit of $898.00.” 

The farmer asked, “Didn’t anyone complain?” 

Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”

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