Kinky Friedman to Rick Perry: The Party’s Over

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“Sam Houston is best known for his many military and political accomplishments, but he always said he did the most good for the world as a teacher at the age of 19,” Friedman said. “When I’m governor of Texas, I’ll elevate the role of teacher and make certain students know about great people like Barbara Jordan and Audie Murphy.”

His reputation for embellishing the truth with humor and concern for his fellow man and beasts has endeared him to those who support his serious run for governor.

“It’s time for Rick Perry to get the lampshade off his head,” he said. “The party’s over and I’m gong to win because my platform to do away with the death penalty is supported by Willie Nelson and other wise human beings.”

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