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Kinky and Lana made a list of things for me to write about.  Here they are:

1. RELATIONSHIPS:  Yes, I’ve had some.
2. PAST LIVES:   Yes, I just finished one.
3. KARMA:  We deserve everything we get.
4. RELIGION:  All roads lead to the same place.
5. POLITICS:  Bullshit personified.
6. DAILY HEALTH REGIME:  Keep breathing.
7. MUSIC BUSINESS:  Very large.
8. FATHERHOOD:  OK, but I think sometimes the mother should wear one, too.
9. THE ROAD:  Which one?
10. SONGWRITING:  No time.  Too busy writing this fucking book.
11. GOLF:  If you never have a bad lie, you never have to tell a bad lie.
12. MONEY:  You will need some.
13. WILLPOWER:  You will need some.
14. PERSONAL LOSS:  You will have some.
15. MORALITY:  A personal problem.
16. FAMILY:  Absolutely necessary.
17. FORGIVENESS:  Easy. Forgettting takes much longer.
18. PRIDE:  One of the best country singers I know.
19. HAPPINESS:  A state of mind.
20. LONGEVITY:  I come from a line of long-livers.  My grandmother’s liver was… never mind, just keep breathing.
21. USA:  Still the best place on the planet earth.
22. SUCCESS and FAILURE:  Same number of letters.
23. MOTHER NATURE:  Has  a way!!

–  The Facts of Life, and Other Dirty Jokes
      by Willie Nelson

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