Willie Nelson Replaces Band Members

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CNN and other major networks interrupted their programming today with the breaking news that Willie Nelson had disbanded his Family Band. 

“I was off the road for a couple  weeks with a bad cold,’ Nelson told CMT. “I was bored and I upped my meds and  was looking at some pictures of my band, and I realized, “My band’s getting old.   So, I thought it was time for a change. I texted the band members on their cell phones that the band was folding, and I think it surprised them, because we’ve all been together for 30 or 40 years.   But you add up all our ages, with the crew and you’ve got about a thousand years there.”

Sources close to Nelson report that Nelson will spend the next month rehearsing with his new band, and plans to start a tour next month in Colorado.  Willie’s new band members:

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Nora Jones, piano, vocals

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Newcomer ‘Myra’ will accompany Willie on her harmonica

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Taylor Swift on Guitar


Sheila E on Drums 

Western swing band ‘A Few Spokes Short of a Wheel’  will feature accordian, back up guitar and percussion.

5 Responses to “Willie Nelson Replaces Band Members”

  1. pixie says:

    Never laughed so much, made my day and then I saw the date, well done, more cracks like that pretty please.

  2. LindaLee says:

    Thank you! Some folks got upset with the idea, but glad it made you chuckle!

  3. too funny!! u choose well not only cute but talented

  4. sandy says:

    NOT FUNNY !!! * *

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  5. LindaLee says:

    Sorry, a bad April Fool’s joke!

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