Joke of the Day

“And there’s the one about the girl who came to a club one night.  She was talking to the guitar player in the band and said, “I just want you to know that I watched you play tonight.  There was something very special about the way that your fingers just few up and down the neck of your guitar.  It turned me on so much, there were times when I wanted to grab you and screw your brains out!”

The guitar player said, “Did you catch the first show or the second?”

— “The Facts of Life, and Other Dirty Jokes”, by Willie Nelson:

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