Joke of the Day

Bill Mack told this one on Willie’s Place Sirius/XM radio:

A woman went to a pharmacist and asked if he would give her some cyanide.  “My husband is having an affair with another woman.”

The pharmacist said, “Oh, I’m sorry, ma’am.  I can’t give you that.  Cyanide is a deadly drug!”

The woman took out a picture of her husband in a compromising position with the pharmacist’s wife.

“Oh, I didn’t know you had a prescription,” he said, and filled her order.

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