A man and woman met on a cruise, and the man fell in love with her. By the end of the cruise, after two weeks of spending time at dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her.
On the last night they went to dinner, and he told her how he felt, and that he wanted the relationship to continue. In a moment of full disclosure, the man said, “It’s only fair to warn you , I’m a total golf nut. I eat, sleep and breathe golf , so if that’s going to be a problem, you’d better say so now!’
The woman smiled, took a deep breath and said, “Since we’re being so honest with each other, I want you to know that I’m a hooker.”
The man looked down at his plate, thoughtfully, and was quiet for a moment. “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.”