A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, ‘Doc, I’m in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So, forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.
The dentist said, “Are you sure? It will be very painful without the anesthesia.”
“Yes, I’m sure,’ the man said. ” We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!’
“Well, okay,’ the dentist said, thinking to himself, “This is a brave man to get a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.’
So the dentist asks him, ‘Which tooth is it, sir?
The man turned to his wife and said, ‘Open your mouth, honey and show him which tooth.’