Bill Mack told this joke today on Willie’s Place, on Sirius/XM radio.
Two women went out for their weekly ‘girls night out,’ and were walking home from the bar, a little drunk. When they needed to go to the bathroom, they decided to duck into the cemetary they were passing, and go there.
One woman didn’t have any toilet paper, so she used her underwear and tossed them away when she was done.
The other woman had on new expensive underwear and didn’t want to lose them, so she took a ribbon from a wreath on a grave, and used that.
The next morning, one of the woman’s husbands called the other husband and said, “I don’t know about these girls’ nights out. Last night my wife came home without her underwear.”
“I know what you mean. My wife came home with a sympathy card sticking out of her rear that said, “We’ll never forget you,” and was signed by all the guys at the local fire station.”