Bill Mack told this joke Wednesday on Willie’s Place, on Sirius/XM radio:
A drunk man went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Give everyone in the place a drink, pour one for yourself, and give me the bill.”
The bartender poured drinks all around, drank a shot himself, and gave the bill for $57.00 to the drunk man.
The man said, “What’ s this? I don’t have any money?”
The bartender got mad, picked the guy up and threw him into the street.
The next night the same drunk guy goes into the same bar, and says to the bartender, “Give everyone a drink, pour one for yourself, and give me the bill.”
The bartender hestitated and then thought, “Surely he’s not stupid enough to pull that trick twice.” So he served drinks for everyone, did a shot himself, and gave the drunk a bill for $63.00.
The drunk man looked at the bill and said, “What’s this? I don’t have any money?”
The bartender got really mad this time, roughed the guy up, then threw him out on the street.
The next night, the same drunk man went into the bar again and said, “Give everyone in the place a drink, and give me the bill.”
The bartender shook his head and said to the drunk. “What, no drink for me tonight?”
The drunk said, “No, when you drink you get mean.”