A trucker on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas. He walked straight up to the Madam, put down $500 and said, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich”
The Madam said, “OK, but for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal?”
The trucker replied, “Listen, lady. I ain’t horny… I’m homesick!”
[This joke came by way of Budrock. He didn’t send it to me directly, but I grabbed it when I saw it.]