Thursday, January 6th, 2011
Willie Nelson told this joke on the Bill Mack show, Sirius/XM radio show last year:
It was the day before Christmas, and a mailman delivered mail to a house on his route. The woman answered the door, smiling, and said, “Oh, Harry, you’ve been our mail man for so many years. Come inside!”
The mail man went inside, and the woman said, “I have a special gift for you. Come with me.” She headed to the back of the house, and the mail man followed her back to her bedroom, where she offered herself and gave him an afternoon he wouldn’t soon forget.
Later, as he dressed and was getting ready to leave, the woman handed him a dollar. The man was perplexed, motioned to the bed with the dollar and asked, ”What was this about?”
The woman said, “That was my husband’s idea. I asked him, ‘What shall we give our mail man, he’s delivered mail for so many years?’ And my husband said, ‘Screw him.’ Oh, and the dollar was my idea.”