Willie Nelson told this joke on the Bill Mack show, on Willie Wednesday, on Willie’s Place Sirius/XM radio.
A man was walking down the road carrying a Grandfather Clock on his back, when a drunk man bumped into him, and the clock fell to the ground.
“Watch where you’re going!” he said to the drunk, upset about his broken clock.
“Well, why don’t you wear a wristwatch like everyone else,’ the drunk replied.