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What Would Willie Do?
Saturday, April 19th, 2014breaking news
Saturday, April 5th, 2014I play a little guitar
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014What Would Willie Do?
Saturday, December 7th, 2013It just ain’t the Fourth of July without Willie Nelson
Tuesday, November 26th, 2013Joke of the Day
Tuesday, August 6th, 2013Thank you, Miss Tex, a/k/a Pat, for this joke:
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I’m on the toilet. Please advise.
Warning!
Saturday, July 20th, 2013Colorado is the promised land
Thursday, June 20th, 2013Joke of the day
Monday, December 10th, 2012An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son asks?
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper, do you hear me?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says “Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.”














